There was a fight this weekend. Floyd Mayweather won yet another boxing match in Las Vegas. I may not have been in the ring with Floyd Mayweather but my mouth certainly feels like it. This weekend was spent laid up in the house. I was in full recovery mode. I had my wisdom teeth removed. Based on the pain, you couldn’t tell me I didn’t just go a few rounds in the ring with a prize fighter. My mouth feels like someone knocked me out and took a couple of my teeth in the process.
I wanted to ask the oral surgeon for my teeth to put under my pillow. I feel like the tooth fairy should be hooking me up for this.
I’ve had enough soup and yogurt to last me the rest of my life. I’m just ready for this throbbing in my jaw to go away.
I’m dreaming of the days of my full recovery. Here are the top seven things I’m looking forward to when my mouth and I are getting along again.
Being pain free
Eating a salad
Munching on trail mix
Enjoying a little bit of meat with my meal
Being done with pain killers
Not being hungry
Sleeping all night without waking up in pain
My face being normal and not swollen
Have you had your wisdom teeth removed?
P.S. Happy Cinco de Mayo! Guess who won’t be having any chips with my guacamole? Lame!