I’m doing it. I’m going all out. I wanna be a blogger on People’s baby blog. Yep, I want the big time! Two problems standing in my way.
- I don’t have what you would technically consider a baby.
I mean, he’s almost 16 months. He’s still a baby to me. That’s gotta count for something, right?
- I’m also pretty sure you have to be a celebrity.
I call this a technicality. I mean it doesn’t take much to be famous these days. I’m not talking Antoine Dodson famous, I’m talking Paris Hilton famous. Many roads to stardom have been started by a single tape. So that’s what I’m going to do, I’m releasing the tape! Most people release the sex tape. In my attempt to stand out from the crowd, I’ll be releasing the after sex tape. The tape of the birth of my son. I hope you all won’t think less of me. I mean, what could be better to start my road to super stardom?!? I’m sure the video of my c-section will go viral in no time making me a super duper star. Then, People magazine won’t have any choice but to come a knockin’. They’ll be practically begging me to contribute my thoughts on the mommy hood. I know what you’re thinking. My plan is brilliant! I know, I couldn’t agree more. However, if you have other suggestions for my road to the top, I’m open. 🙂